Lord Tom's Marvellous Stuff

Neanderthals were replaced by early modern humans.

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  4. To prevent electric shock, do not open back panel.
  5. No user serviceable parts inside.
  6. You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from country to country.
  7. Not recommended for children under twelve years of age.
  8. Batteries not included.
  9. Limit 1 per customer.
  10. Does not come with any other figures.
  11. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
  12. Keep away from open flame or spark.
  13. Void where prohibited.
  14. Some assembly required.
  15. All rights reserved.
  16. List each check separately by bank number.
  17. Contents may settle during shipment.
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  21. Unauthorized copying of this strictly prohibited.
  22. Do not read while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
  23. Postage will be paid by addressee.
  24. In case of eye contact, flush with water.
  25. Subject to approval.
  26. This is not an offer to sell securities.
  27. Apply only to affected area.
  28. May be too intense for some viewers.
  29. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
  30. Use other side for additional listings.
  31. For recreational use only.
  32. Shipping and handling extra.
  33. No animals were harmed in the production of this.
  34. Do not disturb.
  35. All models over 18 years of age.
  36. If condition persists, consult your physician.
  37. Freshest if consumed before date on carton.
  38. Prices subject to change without notice.
  39. Times approximate.
  40. If swallowed, do not induce vomiting
  41. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
  42. For off-road use only.
  43. As seen on TV.
  44. We reserve the right to limit quantities.
  45. One size fits all.
  46. Do not leave funds without collecting a receipt.
  47. Many suitcases look alike.
  48. Contains a substantial amount of non-active ingredients.
  49. Colours may, in time, fade.
  50. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.
  51. Slippery when wet.
  52. This product is only warranted to the original retail purchaser or gift recipient.
  53. For office use only.
  54. Net weight before cooking.
  55. Not affiliated with the Red Cross.
  56. Surfaces should be clean of paint, grease, dirt, etc.
  57. Drop in any mailbox.
  58. Edited for television.
  59. Keep cool; process promptly.
  60. $2.98/min AE/V/MC.
  61. Post office will not deliver without postage.
  62. Simulated picture.
  63. List was current at time of printing.
  64. Penalty for private use. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
  65. Do not expose to direct sunlight.
  66. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform.
  67. No Canadian coins.
  68. Do not puncture or incinerate empty container.
  69. See label for sequence.
  70. Prices subject to change without notice.
  71. Do not write below this line.
  72. Time lock safe, clerk cannot open.
  73. At participating locations only.
  74. Serial numbers must be visible.
  75. Align parts carefully, then bond.
  76. Falling rock zone.
  77. Keep out of reach of children.
  78. Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
  79. Your cancelled check is your receipt.
  80. Check paper path.
  81. Place stamp here.
  82. Avoid contact with skin.
  83. Sanitized for your protection.
  84. Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
  85. Penalty for early withdrawal.
  86. Sign here without admitting guilt.
  87. No solicitors.
  88. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
  89. Storage temperature: -30 C (-22 F) to 40 C (104 F).
  90. Employees and their families are not eligible.
  91. Beware of dog.
  92. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
  93. No purchase necessary.
  94. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
  95. You must be present to win.
  96. No passes accepted for this engagement.
  97. Extinguish all pilot lights.
  98. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
  99. Shading within a garment may occur.
  100. Use only in well-ventilated areas.
  101. Replace with same type.
  102. Accessories sold separately.
  103. Booths for two or more.
  104. Check here if tax deductible.
  105. Keep away from fire or flame.
  106. Some equipment shown is optional.
  107. Price does not include taxes.
  108. Hard hat area.
  109. Prerecorded for this time zone.
  110. Reproduction strictly prohibited.
  111. Adults 18 and over only.
  112. Detach and keep for your reference.
  113. No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
  114. Demo package, not for resale.
  115. List at least two alternate dates.
  116. First pull up, then pull down.
  117. Call toll free before deciding.
  118. Driver does not carry cash.
  119. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
  120. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
  121. Tag not to be removed under penalty of law.
  122. This supersedes all previous notices.
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